Bollywood jokes...

All in a lighter sense...



Q. Which company is keen to sign Anu Malik as brand ambassador?

A. Modi Xerox


Q. Apparently inspired by Harry Truman, the American President during WW II, what sign does Salman Khan have on his desk?

A. "The black buck stops here"


Q. Rakhi Sawant is planning to write a book. Guess what the title is?

A. "The Mika who sold his imandaari"


Q. Javed Jaffrey, while on a trip abroad, was invited to a ceremony in memory of Christoper Columbus and his historic voyage to the New World. He was asked to speak a few words. The smart cookie our Javed is, he said just one sentence. And the audience broke into a thundering applause. What did he say?

A. Yup, you guessed it right. "I don't the like the Indians!"


Q. During the filming of Munnabhai MBBS-3, (no successful movie stops with just a sequel these days), Arshad Warsi's character's daughter had to perform a pretty saucy item number. After the song was shot, the unit gave her a none-too-flattering nickname. What?

A. Open Sarkeet (Circuit)



"Trivia"...

1. Some titles considered by Rakesh Roshan before zeroing in on "Krrish" for his latest movie; ""Krrash", "Kaho Na Bekaar Hai", "Khoon Utha Bhaag", "Klu Klux Krrush".

2. Mallika Sherawat was initially apprehensive about endorsing a soft drink. She readily agreed when she came to know about the drink name: "7-UP"

3. The Bollywood movie which intrigued and haunted Bill Gates no end? Ram Gopal Verma's forthcoming "Nishabd". Apparently, he asked for the translation and someone told him, "without word(s)"